Was he cute when he was being a little rebel and taking a stand with everyone?
Shane: I KNEW he was amazing, he always is, you know, he’s just brilliant, the whole package. (ignoring the paintbrushes being thrown at—and missing—him)
How will it feel to be so close to him all the time?
Shane: (dramatic dreamy sigh, still ignoring the flying brushes) This is all I ever wanted honestly, this is a dream, I get to watch him paint and be amazing on a daily basis…
How will it feel to be able to stare at him more often?
Reed: (offcam) Shane, cut it out!
Shane: (ignoring) I think maybe I should buy a pair of sunglasses, because you know if you stare at the sun too long, it could hurt your eyes, honestly…
How will feel to catch other guys staring too?
Shane: (snaps out of it) WHAT? WHAT OTHER GUYS?! I mean yeah, he’s all kind of amazing and you’d be a moron not to fall head over heels for him, but what other—
Reed: (CRIMSON in the face, stuffs a cookie into Shane’s mouth to shut him up) Quiet! (stomps off)
Shane: (dissolves to goo)
adults with shitty opinions that refuse to listen to anyone younger than them need to fuck off